Because You're A Mom..

1) You have mini-therapy sessions all day with anyone who will listen.

2) Going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.

3) You ahve the ability to hear a cough through closed doors in the middle of the night, a floor above you, while your husband snores next to you.

4) You'd rather have a 102 degree fever than watch one of your kids suffer with it.

5) Peeing with an audience is part of the daily routine.

6) You use baby wipes to clean up random spills and the dash of your car.

7) You have a secret candy stash because, frankly, you're sick of sharing.

8) You've been washing the same load of laundry for four days because you forgot to dry it.

9) You realize you've been watching the Disney Channel alone, even though your kids have been in bed for over 30 minutes.

10) By the end of the day, brushing your teeth feels like a huge accomplishment.